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Half Demotivational Poster


OPTIMISM -


TAGS: the glass is half full
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by culos

Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:14 pm
Amsome culos! 5L


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm
perfect!


MY FAMILY IS TEMPERMENTAL - Half Temper - Half Mental




THE GMAN - Appearing randomly since 1957




JOKES ON HER - I got the half that runs.


TAGS: joke her half car divorce
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

RonE - May 13, 2012, 6:08 am
only.... if it is front wheel drive. moti... nice sentiment.
fan4camping - May 13, 2012, 1:01 am
Recipe: add 1 fuel tank & 2 industrial caster wheels. Crank up the tunes and go for a spin. If James Bond can do it, so can a redneck.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 11:44 pm
And that Don is the irony and she got the rear tires too :)
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:11 pm
I have a question, how can you make it run when she got the part with the gas tank???
dy2012 - May 12, 2012, 4:55 pm
nice hehe I posted this one in pinterest and they repinned it for 26x times in just an hour


PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!


TAGS: glass half empty full water
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by rcrasackett

engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be
engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be


AND NOW WE KNOW....... - and knowing is half the battle.


TAGS: knowing is half battle
Rating: 2.2/5

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Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 10:04 pm
and the other half is killing everyone in range!!!


HOMEWORK -


TAGS: half energy wasted random knowledge
Rating: 4.06/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
In the older educational system, where homework was review of the material taught in class, yes, it helped improve retention of information. They don't do that anymore, unfortunately.
conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:24 pm
Knowledge can retain longer if it is done repetitively. There may be more to homework than the subject the homework is about. You are given a task, as in life and work. if you don't complete it you get a bad grade (in trouble) Nice poster BTW!
CloudchaserS - November 15, 2011, 8:55 am
Is there any evidence that homework actually has a positive effect worth the effort on how much a child learns? If not, then why do schools keep requiring it and why do kids get punished when they refuse to do it even though it's not worth the effort?


THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: happy birthday heap only four and a half in dog years
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!


NO MATTER HOW -


TAGS: money glass half full drink
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - November 25, 2011, 7:19 am
lol... true


GORE - THE BEST THERAPY OF ALL -


TAGS: anime gore half pwnt blood girl holy crap
Rating: 2.79/5
Pwnedabitch - October 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
yes very wrong
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:11 pm
is it bad if i smile at this?


ENGINEERS - The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


TAGS: glass half full
Rating: 2.18/5

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Christos - April 11, 2009, 7:03 pm
What's in the glass? Is it liquid? Maybe Gravel? Blood? Is it used in a sacrificial context? Questioner: Nnnnever mind.


VALVE - Turning scientists into badass heroes since 1998.




BUNSEN BURNER - Who needs magic when you have gas!




VARIOUS VIEWS - Optimists say this glass is half full. Pessimists say it's half empty. But I think the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


TAGS: half full half empty who knows
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by vader

NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
drzarkov39 - April 5, 2013, 10:38 am
If the glass has some bad tasting liquid in it, like medicine, a pessimist would say, "the glass is still have full"; but an optimist would say, "oh boy, the glass is half empty". So, it's what's in the glass that matters, not if it's half full or empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I poured out the water and filled it with Bushmills Black......My Outlook has improved...I feel like a Sunday drive...through a church....
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:48 am
I just decided to fill the glass the rest of the way with ice cubes.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:42 am
You must be an engineer.


SHOOTIN THE CURL -


TAGS: cowboy day half pipe cowabunga dude reide em cowboy iceman
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 2:55 am
Perfect Ollie!


GAMERS -




G-Man -




EFFORTLESS -




APOCALOPTIMIST - HALF-FULL OR HALF-EMPTY MATTERS LITTLE




TWO AND A HALF MEN WITHOUT CHARLIE? - Chuck, me thinks you're getting desperate


TAGS: one and a half men
Rating: 2.29/5

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Perseverance -


TAGS: glass is half full hammy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:10 pm
I remember it everyday. Although it's really difficult to find cyanide tablets.
Hawamleh - March 22, 2014, 2:14 am
Thanks boys, cheers.
GaryO - March 21, 2014, 10:04 pm
Hammy Time! I must now drink, cheers laddie
Sho - March 21, 2014, 9:48 pm
Beautiful :'). 5/f


REGRET -




JOB SATISFACTION -


TAGS: do it really half assed
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

spacedog - July 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Good one pzykosiz. 5L
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love it!


SIR - Do you know how fast you were jogging when I pulled you over?




I GIVE YOU.... - That girl that you had cybersex with that said "i dont do things like this all the time"




THE DOWNSIDE TO LEPROSY - Is when certain parts fall off mid fap


TAGS: now he is half the man he used to be
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by whatukno

whatukno - November 16, 2009, 1:55 pm
barump bump bump!
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 1:19 pm
What did the Leper say to the Prostitute? "You can keep the tip!"


SUMMER DOGHOUSE -


TAGS: hose down better half
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:01 pm
YEAH!


OPTIMISTIC OR PESIMISTIC -


TAGS: my glass is half empty wheres that wench with my refill
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:58 pm
No i pay no attention nor mind to politics.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:52 pm
Oh this has GOT to have something to do with Obama stimulus money...


ROB HALFORD, 1984 - And no one had a clue


TAGS: rob halford
Rating: 2/5


Collaboration -


TAGS: work halfway self righteous nowhere shack
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - June 17, 2013, 5:53 pm
Thanks everyone.
TheOne - June 16, 2013, 10:29 pm
Certainly a profound picture. 5L
Sho - June 16, 2013, 5:05 pm
Don't even have to check who made it. Already knew it was you. Like your style Space. 5&f
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 4:14 pm
Were, I wood shale, but it shood be quite apparent that I’ve over OD’d, and it's are gon
Greeny - June 16, 2013, 3:54 pm
Can I have some of what you're havin Gary?
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 3:20 pm
Yup, ‘tis a truth. Extremely were depicted, space.
Greeny - June 16, 2013, 2:36 pm
5 9-5's Space
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:38 pm

a5 u5ual....5tellar. love this...fav'd


CONFESSED FAULT -


TAGS: fault confessed half redressed mariand
Rating: 4.85/5

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calvin5040 - February 8, 2012, 10:08 pm
Aawwwwww a new reason to lock your doors
BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:39 pm
you don't want to know what they did in your front seat - g55d one :)


The Hedonist -


TAGS: half full empty more wine
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - April 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
Love it…..and why not dial in yer sights on the best...just no dribbling. cheers
Ism - April 18, 2013, 3:41 pm
Look no disrespect was intended... however when an Upstart is practicing basketball he imagines himself Dunking on the Best... Let a Man Dream... & technically i am Humble... cause i am much Greater than i think I am...
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Huh, seems yer glass is now full of it……Airman made a lot of really good posters, and I do enjoy yours, but there is no match for Airman’s quality/quantity ratio. His glass overflowed. I do wish you well though…
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 7:45 am
Silence is the virtue of those who are not wise Silence is wisdom and gets a man friends Silence is wisdom when speaking is folly
Ism - April 18, 2013, 5:51 am
TYVM Rerun... I've been expecting this Chat... Ever since I began to feel my MotiSeedling was beginning to Blossom with me being so close in numbers of Posters to make Top Creators list... I'm coming for your Title Airman =.=
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:56 pm

Ism, you have been making some good stuff lately, keep them coming


IN CASE OF EMERGENCY - What do you break the glass with?




PESSIMISM -


TAGS: life time day joke borrow money expect back half empty water glass vallet
Rating: 2.2/5

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CJ - August 17, 2009, 1:23 am
I don't know what "Espect" is.


SORRY - I do not know zis "Doktor Freeman."


TAGS: g man medic tf2 half life 2 hl2
Rating: 1.55/5

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Solgard - October 19, 2009, 10:12 am
very very unfunny


ONE AND A HALF MEN - AND A BROTHER -


TAGS: two and a half men estevez sheen replacement family
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by steph1

Anonymous2 - March 15, 2011, 8:22 pm
But... Emilio's character died in that episode.


INSTITUTE OF EVIL - The nemesis of-HOLY CRAP! Is that gorilla wearing a dress!?


TAGS: september challenge evil half tank half apes in dresses
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 5:23 pm
LOL!


WELL - It Sounds Like a Fair Deal to Me




DINOSAUR DUNDEE - Crocodile’s half brother… He always did try too hard.




THE WAY IT LOOKS FROM HERE - Optimist, the glass is half full. Pessimist, the glass is half empty Me, the glass is To Big


TAGS: half full
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Double

forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:48 am
to less "O"... Let's take a beer glass. That can't be too big!
Iconoclast - July 6, 2010, 8:08 pm
If you have figured out that the glass is too big ................. you lmust be an enginer!!!!!!!!!


HALF TIME SHOWS - Making the actual football game seem that much better


TAGS: black eyed peas football halftime
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by caveman

Cloudchaser - June 6, 2011, 10:14 am
A.K.A. Tron-The Musical


TWO AND A HALF MEN - It's getting better every next season


TAGS: two and a half men
Rating: 2.57/5

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THATS HOT!!!! - Seeing a half naked woman tired up is hot. To me at lest.


TAGS: hot half naked
Rating: 1.88/5

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Woodywood03a - September 2, 2009, 11:14 pm
Yeah, there is two me!!! I just cloned myself. who in the world do you think I am? really, who I asked you.
agdaniele - September 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
It's like a dream come true, huh?
spacedog - September 2, 2009, 10:45 pm
Are there two guys named Woody now?
Woodywood03a - September 2, 2009, 10:39 pm
Hey, I am trying here!!! Also, Bob... catch up.... I have 10 more posters then you.
LogicDude - September 2, 2009, 2:31 pm
Looks related to the snake on poster 42154!
bOB cHIN - September 2, 2009, 10:02 am
I thought that thing around her waist was a tire. My mistake, it looks like a snake. Well, I take back my vote then and must vote a -1
Ed-Hyde - September 2, 2009, 8:29 am
Spelling Nazis! ATTACK!!!!
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 8:26 am
please, at LEAST use spell check


ZOMBIES - WHY YOU NOT HAVE FRIENDS?


TAGS: head crab zombie half life
Rating: 1.22/5

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guywiththesuitcase - April 12, 2011, 3:48 am
your welcome!
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:05 am
thx for wasting 2 seconds of my beautiful life...


PERSPECTIVE IS EVERYTHING -


TAGS: glass halffull cosby
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

keg0death - December 24, 2012, 11:29 pm
Nah, the glass is just twice as big as it needs to be.


Fate -


TAGS: snowboard halfpipe casual cruelty
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - February 19, 2014, 8:43 pm
The spacedog rolleth…and tumbleth
Sho - February 19, 2014, 8:40 pm
beautiful 5/f


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: lasted for about half of a cave
Rating: 4.64/5

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R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:28 am
I lol'd! I like the JailBait poster on the far left, and the LOLCATS one on the right! Good stuff! And I see CUbby's a Centered, as they should be! 5 Sabertooth-Lions
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:21 am
oh, 5L. ;)
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:20 am
You did it wrong... there should have been something about shitting prehistoric bricks, too.


HARD TIMES -




TAKE MY EAR -




JUDO LESSON -


TAGS: judo chop sammich half lesson
Rating: 4.22/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 6:06 pm
Speaking from experience... ALWAYS have a sammich ready!


NORTHERN ROMANCE - "A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe" Pierre Burton


TAGS: or a dogsled ora the back of a half ton or in a treehouse or in an igloo
Rating: 4.11/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 11:40 am
Out in the open (we just unzipped the snow pants) Same Crazy girl I was just telling you aboot in pm's
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:33 am

enclosed snowmobile...or one in a garage?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 11:29 am
It also applies to snow mobiles. seriously, I've "done the deed" on a snowmobile.
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:17 am

well, hope it is a summer wedding
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 11:07 am
TTH has big plans for his honeymoon!
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:03 am

nice, missed this 1st go around.


HINDSIGHT IS ALWAYS 20/20 - After Rob Halford came out it gave new meaning to Judas Priest's 1981 offering 'Point of Entry'.


TAGS: hindsight is always 20 20 rob halford judas priest
Rating: 3.55/5

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rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:41 pm
I don't care which team he's playing for, because Rob Halford will always be the metal god!
TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 12:57 pm
People also came to realize that the title to the Ricky Martin single "She Bangs" was a typo on the pronoun.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:41 am
I knew about George Michael 13 seconds into the Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go video.
Cloudchaser - May 31, 2010, 12:40 am
Now people look back on both Rob Halford and George Michael during that time and ask "How did we miss that? How did we not know?"


POISE -




IDEAS -




AXEL ROSE - He hasn't aged well...




DREAM ON - Because you will never be this epic


TAGS: sam fisher gordon freeman splinter cell half life altair epic dream on because you will never be this
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by gravy666

Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:53 pm
Gordon Freedom is Lord.
Redneck Slayer - November 6, 2008, 11:08 pm
Sam would rape Gordan! And I love both Half-Life and Splinter Cell!
nobunagaspectre - November 2, 2008, 6:36 pm
pff! as if Sam could ever touch Gordan
Toby - August 22, 2008, 11:01 am
Crossover Fanfic-NAO!!
He11Kn1ght - June 7, 2008, 1:13 am
It would be fucking epic.


Garry's Mod 10 -




Large Hadron Collider -


TAGS: hadron collider spy spies team fortress gordon freeman half life source valve
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by Calamari

Dr. Manhattan - November 13, 2008, 7:56 pm
Spy sappin' mah Large Hadron Collider!


Empty Promise -




In silence -


TAGS: chapter more like over half the book
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

concern3 - July 29, 2017, 5:00 am
Excellent, UP yours
JesusWept - July 28, 2017, 10:29 am
A chapter?? I have a library full lmao. ^^^^^Up


Getting drunk -




Quandary -


TAGS: the half time show rocks
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - October 31, 2015, 2:53 am
Its EPIC!!!!!!!! Rock on!!!!!! Deaf people can 'hear' music just fine!! 5L!


OMG -


TAGS: take out half pint
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - December 9, 2015, 1:07 am
Mud! I LUUUV bad product names! Very funny take on this one! 5 LOL lions!


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